Phalt_arse's real job at the the OlympicsI did some checking and I found out what Phlat_arse's job with the Olympic swim team was.He's in charge of shaving the hair off the competitors bodies - yes their entire bodies. He really gets into his work and, in some cases, his work really gets into him. You, see, it is a well known fact that there are more than a couple homosexuals in the Land of Oz!Oh, and I really did enjoy watching the American team kick the arses of the Ozzie team in the final relay race where our guy, Michael Phelps, won his eighth gold metal.How many gold medals did the entire Ozzie swim team win? Two, three? Bwaahahahahahahahah!--Gregory Hall







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